Dear Scott Olsen,

I haven't written multiple letters to a player since Swisher wouldn't cut his hair, but your recent antics leave me no choice:

Florida Marlins SP Scott Olsen was arrested Saturday, July 21, for refusing to pull over during a traffic stop, according to police. He was charged with driving under the influence, resisting arrest with violence and eluding a police officer. An officer was running a radar check and clocked Olsen speeding shortly after 3:00 a.m., according to department spokesman Capt. William Washa. Olsen finally stopped his car when he arrived home, where he began fighting with officers and refused to take a Breathalyzer test.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?! Insubordination? Arrested? Shape up or I'll ship you out.

-The Management

UPDATE: I dropped you. Go think about what you did.