Dear Team Off the Wall (Week 5):

Congratulations. You not only lose handily to the computer generated Throbulators, a/k/a Robby the Robot (seen here with the team owner), but you set a new league record for fewest HRs in a week: one (1). One?

Please try harder this week ... or begin taking liberties with the rules, especially those relating to performance enhancing drugs. (We have people to guide you.)

-- Your loyal, but dwindling OTW Fan Base