Look familiar?
---Your respective perplexed hitting coaches.
Ps: some things to think about as you ready yourselves for Week 2:
- Myths about seeing/hitting the ball;
- How to Hit a Baseball (Step 1: "Hold the bat as you would an ax.");
- Maybe the GM will send you here (inspiring music, too!) or here for some instruction;
- and for you studious types, here's what Ted had to say. (Sorry 3rdOuts, English only).