Dear Omar Vizquel,

I am sorry I had to drop you from my roster before the season began. If you must blame someone, please blame my husband. While he also is a believer of your mad defensive skills, he has repeatedly said that you are not prime fantasy league material. And I admit, I drafted you in the later rounds on a whim. And that was before I realized I really needed another pitcher, not another shortstop. So I dropped you for El Duque. I'm sorry. I will still root for you in person and on TV.

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