Medic!! Shrink!!

Update:

Meanwhile, in the WTH? Department, we have these two classic Vitamin D-umbfounded Moments:

Bradley then went back to the clubhouse and broke down in tears. "I'm tired of people bringing me down," Bradley said to his teammates. "It wears on you. I love you guys, all you guys. I'm strong, but I'm not that strong. All I want to do is play baseball and make a better life for my kid than I had." (Milton "So, S0 Fragile" Bradley)

obviously I want to thank my parents for giving me life (Bartolo Colon)

Latest Yahoo Vitamin D news:

inflamed right elbow (Todd Wellemeyer)
in a rehab assignment (Santiago Casilla)
still winless for the season in both the minors and the majors (Clayton Kershaw)
slowed by a virus for several days (Josh Hamilton)
started the season poorly due to a bad back (Placido Palanco)
complained about extra moisture on the baseballs (come on, Josh Beckett!)
left with a limp (Milton Bradley)
mild soreness in his left knee (Jose Valverde)
given a day off Monday night (Grady Sizemore)

Suck ... it ... up. Take an Anti-Wussie Pill. Do something. At 1-11 you can only get better.

--Vitamin D-isgusted Ownership