Dear Rich Harden,

Why Rich, why? Why must you toy with your manager like this?

I can't say I was surprised that you went back on the DL...you're on my team, after all. The manager for the Third Outs has suggested that perhaps the DL is too enticing. Therefore, I have removed all reclining chairs and the all-you-can-eat buffet. Don't get too comfortable Rich...you may be ON the DL until September, but I don't know how much longer you'll BE a DL.

-The Management

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