A team BA that is under the Mendoza Line for the entire week? One (1) HR? I know it was a short week, but you were supposed to suck it up, not blow it off. You are now playing the surging Latino Legends (Third Outs) who are nipping at your heels. Another week like this and you're in 6th headed for the cellar.
So we've made a few changes. Johan and Roy, you had a good run here, but this is your last week as an Off the Waller. You can take solace in the fact that you're going for a good cause: A-Rod. What can I say? We need lumber, not Ks.
Curtis Granderson? Yeah, I know, he was on waivers for a reason, but he killed the Mariners and I had to watch all four games. So he's a teammate. Get used to it. Yeah, I know, there's no place to put him. Get over it.
The rest of you are hereby on the trading block. Take note, Run&Hits, Benchwarmers and Meats. Liza and the LexLegends have a nice lead. Who do you need to knock her off? Make us an offer. We're ready to reconstitute the team.
-- Off the Wall Department of Player Personnel.
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