Dear Rich Harden,

Just a reminder, WE ARE NOT THE DL'S THIS YEAR! You are a Honey Nut Ichiro, and Honey Nut Ichiro's do not go on the DL!

The DL is not the place of luxury that it was last year: there are no massage chairs and no all-you-can-eat buffets. YOU DO NOT WANT TO GO ON THE DL.

I'll give you a few more days to rest your arm, but then I expect to see you back to starting day form.

-The Management

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