Dear Curt Schilling and Dontrelle Willis,

We are not the DL's and do not condone this behavior. If you feel any pain you get your butts in the training room to get a shot of cortisone or some advil and then get back on the field. None of this "but my shoulder hurts" or "Ow, my forearm is tight" business. Forearm tightness? What is that crap? When my carpal tunnel is acting up I still come to work!

Also, do not use the excuse that you were hurt after a poor outing.

This is unacceptable. If you want to be members of the DL's waive your no-trade clause and I will gladly trade you there.

-The GM

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