Dear D-Train,


It has been brought to the league's attention that you are severely underachieving. So, as the Owner/GM/Manager of the Meats, I demand that you perform at the level that was expected of you. I drafted you to be the rock in the rotation that consisted of some old vets and a couple of youngins and also to keep the clubhouse loose with your fun-loving attitude. Quit making me look bad and go kick some Pirate booty (pun completely intended).


-The Boss

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