Shake it off, boys. You were close, but the Cuban cigars went to the Latino Express, featuring Victor (11 RBI, 1.141 OPS !) Martinez*.
Next week, keep your eyes on the ball and off the other team's owner.--Off the Wall Management
* I know, we thought he was a catcher, too. Somehow the 3rd Outs owner conned the Injuns into playing Vic at 1B just long enough for her to stack the line up with both him and Posada. OTW legal counsel is looking into filing collusion and bribery charges with the league office.
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