You've tantalized us all season with good numbers and no DL. Welcome to Team Off the Wall.
For you, however, it's Team Never Get Near the Wall. OK? While we're taking a leap of faith on you, the only "leaps" we want you taking are ones that get you out of the way of other players, fans, umpires, seats, dugouts, cars and meteors.
We've shelled out a small fortune for tickets to your triumphant Seattle return on Sunday, so let's follow this simple rule for staying healthy: defense doesn't matter. Let the ball drop. Really.
Besides, half of Mike's Run & Hits team is playing in that game and we need someone to root for.
-- Off the Wall Owner
Ps: ...and no running too hard either... your hammies and Achilles only have so much life left.
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