Dear Third Outs,

Yesterday, JUNE 1st, collectively you were for 14 for 38, with 11 runs, 4 home runs, and 12 RBI.
I would like to point out that I predicted this breakout day back in April, when you were cold and sucking. Wait until June, I said. Just wait. I had no idea how literal and exact you guys were. But I thank you very much. I expect this kind of play the rest of the season. Except for you Zambrano. You need to apologize first, then start pitching like you mean it.

1 comment:

Grandpa D said...

The Off the Wall Team Meteorologist is predicting a nationwide cold wave for Sunday, June 3rd. It is advisable for all Latino players to put on many, many layers of bat constricting clothing for the day. (They may return to their normal attire tomorrow.)