Dear Benchwarmer benchwarmers,

Lately, when making my lineup, I've been trying to guess when some of you might actually hit, because I am tired of seeing all of your zeros. Let's see how that's working out:

Paul Konerko
Playing: 2/7, 1 R, 1 RBI
Benched: 2/4, 1 HR, 1 R, 3 RBI

Michael Cuddyer
Playing: 3/7, 1 R, 1 RBI
Benched: 3/3, 3 R

Grady Sizemore
Playing: 0/7, 1 R
Benched: 2/4, 1 HR, 3 R, 2 RBI, 1 SB

Total
Playing: 5/21 (.238), 3 R, 2 RBI
Benched: 7/9 (.778), 2 HR, 5 R, 5 RBI, 1 SB

So, tell me: Are you going out of your way to make me look dumb, or what? (Lance Berkman, you are making me look somewhat smarter by only being benched and going 0/6, but frankly, I would much rather you hit anything at all.)

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