So long, sucker. You were impressive at first. Then you got lazy. You thought, "Howie broke his freakin' hand. He's never coming back! And who else are you gonna get, anyway? Julio Lugo (.243/.668)? Felipe freakin' Lopez (.247/.666)? Chone Figgins (.130/.366)? I've got it made. I'm just going put my feet up and make myself comfortable. Any snacks around here?"
You may keep the 4 hits you have collected in your last 37 at-bats as a memento of your time with the team. Security will escort you from the building.
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