Uh...guys? We're 3 days into this week and you batsmen are flirting with the freaking Mendoza Line. A two-oh-two team BA? The fans are getting restless.
The pitching staff can't do it all, guys. I've already gotten requests from Roy and Josh that the pitchers be moved to a new hotel lest they be seen in public with you. Clubhouse whispers have Johan talking trade. Newly acquired James Shields (nice outing, dude) walked off the mound last night shaking his head and rolling his eyes.
Can we put a little wood on the ball the rest of the week?
--Off the Wall Management.
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