Dear Alex Gordon:

Sorry, guy. When someone says Alex and All Star 3B, they mean... well, Alex, not you. Minor League Player of the Year or not, we had to put you on the waiver wire. A buck sixty-seven, an OPS under .600 and a couple of homers doesn't cut it at the hot corner. Our loyalty will return when your bat does.

Recommendation: spend some time in the cage with George Brett.

Sadly,

Off the Wall Management

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