No, no, no. You start as a Benchwarmer tomorrow. Tomorrow!
When you arrive, please remind the rest of the team, who are a collective 7 for their last 64 over the last two days, that the object when they go up to home plate is to hit the ball (the small white object thrown in your direction by a man on a small hill) with the bat (the large wooden stick you take with you). You might also remind them that if they hit the ball over the fence, that is called a home run, and is a helpful thing to do from time to time.
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