Attention all Climate Changeups:

NO ONE GOES ON THE DL FROM NOW UNTIL THE END OF THE SEASON! I'm looking at you Adam Wainwright (p.s. what the hell happened last game?).

I'm serious...no more injuries.

And to Nick Swisher, just because I'm preoccupied by my entire pitching staff headed to the DL, don't think I've forgotten about your hair. Cut it.

-The very annoyed Management

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