Dear Ichiro Suzuki,

When asked about all the games that the Mariners have to make up in Cleveland that were snowed out, you gave the best quote ever:
To tell the truth, I'm not excited to go to Cleveland, but we have to. If I ever saw myself saying I'm excited going to Cleveland, I'd punch myself in the face, because I'm lying.
Awesome. Now, strikeout a lot more and you'll really be my favorite player.

-The IDL Management

1 comment:

Grandpa D said...

Which for the Latino Legends translates to:

A decir la verdad, me no excitan para ir a Cleveland, pero tenemos que. Si me viera siempre diciendo que soy el ir excitado a Cleveland, me perforaría en la cara, porque estoy mintiendo.

Which, when re-translated becomes:

To say the truth, they do not excite to me to go to Cleveland, but we have. If it always saw me saying that I am excited to go to Cleveland, it would perforate to me in the face, because I am lying.

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