Dear Alex Gordon:

Son, 8/59 with 21 Ks is making it tough to keep you around, #1 draft pick or not. I know you've faced some fierce pitching, but you're fanning against everyone. Here's the deal: I smell a breakout series coming up: I'm starting you all three weekend games against my own lovable losing Mariners and their pathetic staff. (Not you, Felix.) Please relax and play up to your freaking potential. Thank you.

--OTW Front Office.

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