Dear Josh Beckett:

We have been remiss in not publicly acknowledging your god-like status for April. Whatever draft day doubts we may have harbored have been removed. You are the Stud o' the Staff. Keep it up.

--Off the Wall Ownership, Executives, Staff and Fan Club.

(Ps: Please come by and pick up the various undergarments that have been sent to you by a group calling themselves, "Beckett Babes." Thank you.)

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