Dear Rich Harden,

Status "uncertain"?!?! I thought we talked about this. You've hurt me (and yourself!) so many times in the past, but I forgave you and made you my ace. Now your status is uncertain! Please tell me it is only a temporary tightness in your shoulder and you will be pitching on Tuesday. I'll let you get ice cream with the Third Outs pitchers.

-The Management (back in effect!)

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