Dear Tom Gordon,

You are not on my team. However, I must request that you please refrain from blowing wins for Cole Hamels.* Thank you.
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* But since you had to do it, thank you for blowing the win by giving up a two-run homer to Brian McCann, who I have in a different league. And actually, thank you for blowing the win for Cole Hamels, who is on my opponent's team this week in that league. Being in two leagues is very complicated. But I trust you will do the right thing from now on: Not blowing any more wins for Cole Hamels, except in week 13 of the season, and possibly toward the end of the season as well depending on playoff matchups. Make a note of it. Thank you again.

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