Dear Run-and-Hits

Only 3 of you showed up for work today. I am very disappointed. Troy, Gary, I know it's cold in Detroit, but I need some offense and you're my big bats. Suck it up. Travis, Josh, thank you for playing today (while the rest of the team sat around on airplanes eating peanuts and bothering stewardesses), however, a combined 0-8 is hardly showing up at all. Mark, what can I say? 1.1 innings pitched. 6.75 ERA and a 2.25 WHIP. I understand a ball bounced off your arm. I'm very sorry, I hope you are not seriously injured. Anyway, let's have a big weekend and get to where we all know we should be. Let's not be the gang who couldn't shoot straight.

Sincerely,
Mike Duncan

No comments: